Classic!
- Look matey, this parrot wouldn't "voom" if I put four thousand volts through it! It's bleedin' demised!
- It's not! It's pinin'!
- It's not pinin'! It's passed on! This parrot is no more! It has ceased to be! It's expired and gone to meet its maker! This is a late parrot! It's a stiff! Bereft of life, it rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed it to the perch it'd be pushing up the daisies! It's run down the curtain and joined the choir invisible! THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!
Love it! =)
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